Effective Date: August 31, 2026
Welcome to Top Secret Comedy.
These Terms of Use (“Terms”) govern your access to and use of topsecretcomedy.com, event waiting lists, registration forms, email and SMS programs, event promotions, and related services provided by Top Secret Comedy Events (“Top Secret Comedy,” “we,” “us,” or “our”).
By accessing or using our website or services, you agree to these Terms.
1. Our Services
Top Secret Comedy promotes live comedy events, including invitation-based and limited-capacity events.
Our services may include:
- Event information
- Event invitations
- Waiting lists
- Ticket-access notifications
- Links to third-party ticketing services
- Email communications
- SMS communications
- Promotional campaigns
Event availability, performers, schedules, locations, prices, and other event details may change.
2. Event and Performer Information
Certain Top Secret Comedy events may intentionally keep the identity of a performer confidential until a specified time or until access is granted.
References to a “secret,” “celebrity,” “special guest,” or similar description are part of the format of the event.
Unless expressly stated otherwise, participation in a waiting list or receipt of an invitation does not guarantee ticket availability, admission, a particular seat, or access to any specific performer.
3. Tickets
Tickets may be sold and fulfilled directly by independent venues or third-party ticketing platforms.
When purchasing through a third-party platform, your purchase is also subject to that provider’s terms, refund policies, privacy policy, ticketing rules, and venue requirements.
Top Secret Comedy is not responsible for a third-party ticketing provider’s systems, fees, payment processing, refund decisions, or technical availability.
4. Waiting Lists and Invitations
Joining a waiting list indicates your interest in receiving information about an event.
Joining a waiting list does not guarantee:
- An invitation
- Ticket availability
- Admission
- A particular ticket price
- A particular seat
- Access to a specific event
Invitations may be limited based on event capacity and availability.
5. Email Marketing
If you separately subscribe to email marketing, Top Secret Comedy may send you emails regarding:
- Upcoming events
- Event invitations
- Waiting-list updates
- Ticket availability
- Early-access opportunities
- Live comedy announcements
- Related event promotions
You may unsubscribe at any time using the unsubscribe link included in our marketing emails.
6. SMS Marketing Program
Top Secret Comedy offers an optional SMS marketing program.
Program Name
Top Secret Comedy Events Alerts
Program Description
Subscribers may receive recurring marketing and informational text messages relating to:
- Upcoming Top Secret Comedy events
- Event announcements
- Invitations
- Waiting-list updates
- Ticket access
- Ticket availability
- Venue and event information
- Related live comedy events
Consent
You will receive marketing SMS messages only after providing consent to participate in the SMS program.
Your consent to receive SMS marketing messages is not a condition of purchasing any goods or services.
Providing a mobile phone number for another purpose does not automatically enroll you in SMS marketing.
Message Frequency
Message frequency varies.
The number of messages you receive may depend on event schedules, your location, waiting lists you join, and events for which you request updates.
Message and Data Rates
Message and data rates may apply.
Your mobile carrier may charge fees in accordance with your wireless service plan.
Opt Out
You may cancel SMS messages at any time by replying:
STOP
After you send STOP, we may send a confirmation message acknowledging your unsubscribe request. You will then no longer receive marketing SMS messages from that program unless you separately opt in again.
Help
For assistance, reply:
HELP
You may also contact us at:
[CONTACT EMAIL]
[BUSINESS PHONE NUMBER]
Supported Carriers and Delivery
Wireless carriers are not liable for delayed or undelivered messages.
Message delivery is subject to your wireless carrier, network availability, device compatibility, and other factors outside our control.
We cannot guarantee that every SMS message will be delivered.
7. SMS Privacy
Your mobile number and SMS consent information will be used in accordance with our Privacy Policy.
Mobile information and SMS opt-in consent will not be sold, rented, or shared with third parties or affiliates for their own marketing or promotional purposes.
We may provide information to vendors and telecommunications providers solely as needed to operate and deliver our messaging program.
SMS opt-in data and consent will not be shared with third parties for independent marketing purposes.
8. Eligibility
By submitting information through our website, you represent that the information you provide is accurate and that you are authorized to provide it.
You may not submit another person’s phone number or email address without authorization.
9. Acceptable Use
You agree not to:
- Misuse our website
- Attempt to interfere with website operation or security
- Submit false or fraudulent information
- Attempt unauthorized access to our systems
- Use automated systems to abuse forms or registrations
- Resell or misuse event access in violation of applicable ticketing or venue rules
- Violate applicable law
10. Intellectual Property
The Top Secret Comedy website and its original content, branding, graphics, design, text, and other materials are owned by or licensed to Top Secret Comedy Events and are protected by applicable intellectual property laws.
You may not reproduce, distribute, modify, or commercially exploit our content without permission.
11. Third-Party Services
Our website may contain links to third-party websites and services, including:
- Ticketing companies
- Venues
- Social networks
- Payment providers
- Advertising platforms
We are not responsible for third-party websites, services, policies, content, or availability.
Your interactions with those services are governed by their own terms and policies.
12. Disclaimers
Our website and services are provided on an “as available” basis to the extent permitted by law.
We do not guarantee uninterrupted availability of:
- Our website
- Event inventory
- Ticket links
- Email communications
- SMS communications
- Third-party ticketing services
Technical failures, carrier delays, venue changes, ticketing-platform outages, or circumstances outside our control may affect availability or communication delivery.
13. Limitation of Liability
To the maximum extent permitted by applicable law, Top Secret Comedy Events will not be liable for indirect, incidental, special, consequential, or punitive damages arising from your use of our website, communications, or third-party services.
Nothing in these Terms excludes rights or remedies that cannot legally be excluded.
14. Changes to Events or Services
Event details may be updated when necessary.
Any ticket cancellation, postponement, rescheduling, or refund will be handled according to the applicable venue or ticketing provider’s policies.
15. Privacy
Your use of our services is also governed by our Privacy Policy.
Our Privacy Policy explains how personal information is collected, used, retained, and disclosed, including information associated with our SMS marketing program.
16. Changes to These Terms
We may update these Terms periodically.
Changes become effective when the revised Terms are posted on our website unless otherwise required by law.
The effective date shown at the top identifies the current version.
17. Governing Law
These Terms are governed by applicable laws of the State of California and the United States, without regard to conflict-of-law principles, except where applicable law provides otherwise.
18. Contact Information
3705 Sunset Blvd, West Hollywood, CA 90069
Los Angeles, CA 90019
United States
Email: invite@topsecretcomedy.com
Phone: (310) 928-9000
Website: topsecretcomedy.com